i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?
Favourite way to wake up. Alone in the truck with a gnarly view. 👌
oh my god GOALS
Is he attractive or does he just dress well?
Is he attractive or is he just tall?
Is he attractive or does he just have a nice bank account?
Is he attractive or am I just desperate?
Is he attractive or do I just really need the attention he gives me?
So happy with my purchases today
“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”
I tried to scroll past this. I really did.