turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Sunday Apr 4 @ 03:12am

sherlocksmyth:

how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?

Sunday Apr 4 @ 03:11am
lolaheroine:

bearschapter:

Favourite way to wake up. Alone in the truck with a gnarly view. 👌

oh my god GOALS

lolaheroine:

bearschapter:

Favourite way to wake up. Alone in the truck with a gnarly view. 👌

oh my god GOALS

Sunday Apr 4 @ 02:22am

tripsouth:

ahaha-notreally:

theturkishmarch:

idle-handss:

idle-handss:

Is he attractive or does he just dress well?

Is he attractive or is he just tall?

Is he attractive or does he just have a nice bank account?

Is he attractive or am I just desperate?

Is he attractive or do I just really need the attention he gives me?

Sunday Apr 4 @ 02:21am
Sunday Apr 4 @ 02:21am
ksvbii:

So happy with my purchases today

ksvbii:

So happy with my purchases today

Sunday Apr 4 @ 02:20am
Sunday Apr 4 @ 02:20am
Sunday Apr 4 @ 02:18am
Sunday Apr 4 @ 02:17am
Sunday Apr 4 @ 02:14am

ximjustinlovex:

benedictscumberbatch:

“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

Sunday Apr 4 @ 02:13am
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